Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Coffin Shaker: Vardan - Winter Woods



Vardan – Winter Woods

                Vardan is an Italian one man black metal project whose main philosophy on releases is to put out a new album seemingly every month. As of this writing, 2015 alone has seen six albums, with a seventh on the way in like two weeks. Vardan follows the, dare I say, traditional depressive black metal formula of longer songs, so while each album ranges from three to seven songs, the general length is around the thirty minute mark. While my initial thought is that fewer albums of more songs would be a better idea, I can’t honestly say that anything suffers with Vardan as a result of splitting things up. Most depressive black metal albums, with very few exceptions, suffer from a high sense of repetition: this is a genre that is primarily about moods and atmospheres, and too much of that for too long winds up being just more of the same. Things get boring fast with this type of music, too much at once or in too extended of a serving makes for a challenge to keep listening. It’s possible that Vardan figured this out, and decided to split up his works into more manageable and consumable portions. The abundance of releases does lead one to think that there’d be some real debatable quality to the individual albums, but that hasn’t been the case at least as far as I’ve heard.
                The thing I really like about Vardan is that he’s got that sonic quality that sets the good bands of this style apart from the rest. Depressive black metal, for me, is more about the general feeling the music conveys: it’s moody and sullen, and it possesses a sort of coldness that is more of an emotional quality than whatever ‘cold grimness’ the more traditional Norwegian second wave bands had. Remember those days? Remember when cold and grim were the default adjectives on stickers adorning the shrink wrap of a Darkthrone album and you were all like “Hell yes, cold and grim and black metal.” Lol. Those were good days to be sure, but I never really understood the ‘cold’ part. It generally seemed like some cheesy tie in to Norway’s climate more than anything that pertained to the music itself. But Vardan is getting that cold part right, the same way that bands like Xasthur and Leviathan always managed that atmospheric cold, letting it come through in the music generally as some ambient element. Way too much DSBM employs fairly inane shrieking and sub-demo quality recording to try to get that feeling in the mix; Vardan has that type of ambient part to his music that really makes this genre successful, and memorable honestly. I may not be walking down the street whistling a Vardan tune, but repeated listens yield that feeling of having heard this before in the good, comfortable and, in the case of quality depressive black metal, melancholic way. Vardan also has a way of weaving in some acoustic or at very least not distorted guitar parts to create some separation between the parts of his songs, and that is something that lets these songs meander around in a less repetitive and more interesting way.
                All of that being said, in my experiences thus far, one Vardan album is like another Vardan album, and that’s not meant to be an insult. Quality is quality, and while I keep returning to Vardan’s albums in general, they don’t offer the type of memorable separation that the various Xasthur records do, or the more ambient and unsettling Leviathan records do. I may never bother to write about Vardan again, but every three or four weeks when he puts out something new, I’ll definitely be listening.

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Stormtroopers


Regular, Pilot and Flametroopers

                So Friday, September 4th, 2015 was Force Friday, release day for the Star Wars Episode VII toys. My English professor side thinks that sentence was a complete mess.
                Anyway, despite being pretty broke, I was able to find a few of the new figures, both in the 3.75 scale as well as the 6” Black Series.
                As far as the 3.75s are concerned, they’re pretty much a mixed bag. My intentions regarding pretty much everything Episode VII toy related are just to pick up troopers, as I’ve got a love of Imperial army building and, as yet, I have no real interest in any of the new characters. While I’m sure that once I see the movie I’ll develop some affinity for Finn and Rey and whoever else, right now they’re simply “new Star Wars characters I know nothing about”. The last time I was excited about “new Star Wars characters I know nothing about”, it was Darth Maul, and, well, he wasn’t much more than a visual anyway.
                I picked up three First Order troopers: the TIE pilot, the Flametrooper, and a standard Stormtrooper. They all share the same basic five points of articulation body, with a few aesthetic details setting each one apart. The Stormtrooper has the fairly standard Stormtrooper body; the TIE pilot has his chest pack deal; the Flametrooper looks like he’s wearing something similar to the chestplate/bib that the Snowtroopers usually have, as if he were wearing a vest of some type, or like the chest protector a catcher wears in baseball. All three have shoulder, hip and head movement, but that’s all. Elbows and knees are gone, and apparently the main line of 3.75 figures won’t have them at all, but by now, this is a pretty well-known ‘development.’ The figures from the recent cartoon Rebels line are all these 5 poa toys as well, as have been Original Trilogy figures sold under that banner. Each comes with a weapon – a pistol for the pilot, a slight update of the classic Imperial blaster for the standard, and a flamethrower and backpack for the Flametrooper – as well as a piece for a buildable weapon made from pieces included with other figures in the wave.
                I have to be honest, I don’t care for these build a weapon things at all. The best Star Wars figure pack ins were from 2007-2009 when they would include the cardboard weapon locker full of random weapons. They were random assortments of weapons, and mostly Clone weapons at that, but they gave you an armory in each package and, as I army build, this was usually a good deal. This was a better approach than a buildable, because there was no need to buy a complete wave to complete the bonus toy. And let’s be honest, because we all know it: waves of Star Wars figures are less than 50 – 50 propositions. At best. There’s always one or two real good figures, one or two mehs or duds, and then one or two that you’ve already got, and are naturally actual characters, like Obi-Wan or Anakin Vader or Chewie. You know you never REALLY need multiples of those guys, ever. I own several, several Darth Vaders, and I’m fine with that. But I don’t see the point in army building a specific character other than him. But, you know. Whatever makes you happy. My point is that these build-a-somethings make you need to buy the entire wave or waves in order to do that, and that’s never really been something I’ve gone for. Not with comic figures, or Star Wars figures: I usually feel that I’m just going to end up with more figures that I don’t want than with any thing that I actually do. So it’s an easy pass.
                Anyway. The helmets for all three of these dudes are updates of the originals, giving them all a fresh yet familiar new look. The TIE pilot looks like the helmet includes a visor of some type, but it doesn’t move on this figure, so I honestly can’t say if that’s really the idea or if it is supposed to serve some other purpose.
                I am kind of conflicted here. I do like the figures, and they are pretty nice looking. I’d say they’re essentially on par with most of the trooper figures ranging from the Attack of the Clones line until The Clone Wars line. For a bunch of guys who are basically just white, the Imperial trooper has always benefit from the well-placed black paint in-between armor segments or on the fingers and such. These troopers are no exception there. Despite their lack of joints, they do manage to strike a very specific profile, due to the elbows and knees being molded at slight angles. And while that alone does not make up for actual posability, let me say this: I am 37 years old. I don’t think I had an Imperial solider who could bend his arms or legs until like 2003, when I was 25. As a kid, I was more than used to troopers having to fully extend their arms at 90 degree angles in order to fire their weapons at someone.
                My first impression of the troopers was a recollection of those old 70s/80s/90s figures, forever standing at stiff attention and performing simple physical actions like pointing and sitting with terribly uncomfortable looking rigidity. I think this lack of articulation sucks, but there is the Black Series, both in the 3.75 and 6” formats, so I feel less upset about these. It’s not ok, but it’s ok. I feel like the existence of the Black Series figures makes up for the cheaper nature of the standard size: at least there is a good line of figures on the market, so it’s not like I don’t have a choice of what to buy. And let me tell you, I have really come to love the 6” Black figures. But more on that some other time.
                These new figures are also a little smaller than an older 3.75” figure. Here’s the standard trooper next to a Cobra Viper from 2007. You can see that the new trooper is slighter and shorter. So all around, these figures are lacking a lot in comparison to other 3.75s. Now, I know, I’ve read it all over the Internet. Times have changed, toys are for children, think of the poor company and their profit margins, the price of oil. The simple fact here is that newer figures are smaller and generally less engineered than they were eight years ago. Whatever that means to you is fine, but I’m not really a fan of it. I don’t expect a 3.75 figure to have mind blowing articulation or anything, but knees and elbows are/should be standard. As is, we’re getting smaller, less engineered toys without even any real noticeable improvement in accessories to make up for it. Sure these things come with some build-a-weapon part, but that’s not doing it for me.
                All in all, while I do like these figures, I am not willing to commit to the entirety of the line, and will (maybe) only be picking up a few other troopers if/when I see them in stores. My wife has an interest in the Captain Phasma, as do I, and I’m interested in essentially any other troopers that get released. But a revelation Sunday evening about what the 6” Black Series holds for the Episode VII line – basically various troopers – has me cooling off on these smaller ones real fast. I don’t dislike these, I don’t feel robbed for having bought them. I just feel neutral, and that might actually be a worse response to a toy than disliking it.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Coffin Shaker: Hate Eternal - Infernus



So, it’s been kind of a wild summer here at the Coffin. I got married at the end of May; I went on my honeymoon at the start of August. Of course I work, and the time between those great events was occupied by too much working. The result is that I’ve done a pretty poor job of establishing the Coffin and getting the operation running.
                My ultimate goal for this blog is to make room for a number of my personal interests, and so far, I’ve got the action figure part down. But my biggest love in life is, and always has been, music. The Internet has no shortage of music blogs, but now it needs to make room for mine.
                In reality, there will be room here for a couple of different genres of music, but for the most part things will be heavy metal or heavy metal-related. It won’t be all new records, but it will primarily be ones that catch my interest.
                So, I guess let’s give it a try.

Hate Eternal – Infernus

                This may break some rule of blogging, if such things exist, but here’s a little background on why this particular record has been for a few weeks now my choice to kick off the musical component of this blog. I truly love music. I’m sort of a music hoarder, having found in 2010 the marvels of a stable Internet connection and various alleyways for obtaining new music without that new music price tag. I’m sure we’ll get into all of that at some later time, but the immediate point is that over the last few years and thanks to technology, my music ‘collection’ has swollen to an amazing size, as I imagine is fairly normal. Before 2010 I had a huge collection of CDs and physical music, but the ease and convenience of digital music soon caught me. As a result, I’ve discovered tons of great new music and, at the same time but not as a result, I’ve lost track of certain bands I used to follow with at least a moderate interest.
                Hate Eternal is an example of the former. Eric Rutans’ death metal collective was something that I took great notice of in 2002 when King of All Kings was released, and that album is one that I would always recommend to people looking for a good tech-y death metal record. At that time, I was a real big fan of Jared Andersen as well, and then-drummer Derrick Roddy was then still a drummer of a different stripe, unlike in the present day where Derrick Roddy has all but become a style of drummer in death metal. Starting with their debut album Hate Eternal was hailed as something of a super group, right there in the early 2000s when a sticker proclaiming ‘super group’ was enough to garner a fair amount of press in the metal scene and at the record stores. That sticker was often enough to convince a younger me that the album attached to it was worth my money. The winter of 2002 saw King of All Kings in steady rotation, part of the soundtrack to wild and crazy nights.
                Releases after King of All Kings weren’t quite as interesting (or good), and my attention to the band waned. The super group label vanished, as subsequent iterations of the band were filled out by names you may know, but none that you were excited by. I flat out missed Pheonix Amongst the Ashes after the real mess that was Fury & Flames, an album that was difficult to listen to because of a terrible production. Infernus seemed like a good chance to give the band another chance, and I’m pretty happy that I did.
                The opening set of songs, Locust Swarm and The Stygian Deep, remind of all those terrific things about Hate Eternal from 2002: they’re fast, and they’re intense and chaotic. That’s a good, comfortable feeling for me with this band: the early 2000s saw a handful of these hyper-kinetic death metal releases that gave you that feeling of needing to grit your teeth and hold on to something for the first song or two, trying to navigate a salvo of wildness that would eventually subside and allow you to venture further into the music. The frantic pace of this album continues for another track or so before the title track slows things down and establishes a groove, one which reaches an amazing peak at around the three minute mark, ushering in arguably the most interesting three minutes of the entire album. It’s the kind of big shift in the span of the record that makes the album memorable as a whole, the same way Powers that Be came at the end of King of All Kings and presented something different from the rest enough that you sat up and took notice of everything that lead up to it. King of All Kings’ moment came at the end of the record; Infernus’ comes right in the middle, and actually signals a shift for the second half of the album to tap the brakes on the chaos and present a little more variety. The Chosen One returns to the more breakneck pace of the opening tracks, while Zealot, Crusader of War again slows things down, not nearly to the extent that the title track does but more along the lines of what another early 2000s Rutan appearance, Morbid Angel’s Gateways to Annihilation, does, before things pick back up for the final three tracks. The changes are not enough to make anyone laud the band as visionary, but they do offer a change of pace, and for that the album is stronger as a whole.
                Lyrically, Hate Eternal is still on the Morbid Angel/ “Ancient Ones” track. I am a man who does love some Satan in his metal, but it’s never a bad idea to branch out a bit.
                Production wise this album is great, or at least great in the context of my last exposure to the band. Fury & Flames’ muddy production was a real, real problem for me, and I lost interest in the album fairly quickly as a result. Infernus here is about on par with a death metal release from a fairly established band in the year 2015; add in the fact that Rutan himself has some producing credits and as such should know better. I don’t mind an Erik Rutan production job; although, for better or worse, the two that pop immediately to mind are Cannibal Corpse’s Kill and the previously mentioned Hate Eternal mess: Kill I have no problems with.
                Overall Infernus is a good album, with enough to keep me returning to it and, maybe most importantly, having moments where I realize that I want to listen to it again, something that doesn’t happen as often as it used to. I feel kind of bad that I kept referencing other albums or specifically another Hate Eternal album,  but for me that’s far more of a positive in this case than anything else. Infernus, while it keeps bringing up memories of King of All Kings, does not make me want to run back to King of All Kings, but rather makes me want to hit play on Infernus again. Somehow if that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.