November was the busiest month in the lifespan of the
Coffin. Not sure if December can match it, but there are some pressing matters
of The Last Jedi releasing very soon,
and there being some figures from said toyline that need to be dealt with,
preferably before seeing the movie.
One of these figures is the First Order Praetorian Guard,
already touched on in the Elite Guards Exclusive four pack, and presented here
in two additional parts, one of them an exclusive. To date, there have been
three versions of the Praetorian Guard released, and only one of them has been
released to mass retail. At first glance, the differences are merely found in
the accessories each one carries; but upon further inspection, all three have
different helmets, as well as different accessories. Beyond that, they are the
same figures.
The general, mass retail-available Guard comes with a glaive
style weapon. It can be held in one or both hands, although the difficulty with
bending the arms on this figure makes two-handing the part bend the shaft of
it. This is a scary situation, as the shaft is soft plastic, similar to the
shaft of the weapon the First Order Execution comes with, and so slight bending
is unavoidable. The staff is also too short to reach the floor in front of the
figure. The Guard has a helmet that is
something like a fencer’s mask, kind of but not really. Another issue with this
figure in general is that the hands are closed a little bit too much, making
inserting the weapons cause extra force be applied to the fingers and,
specifically, thumb, which causes concerns of breaking the hand. The shaft is
too large to simply slip into the open top of the hand, and the fingers all
flex too much to offer any resistance to the piece. Essentially, the fingers
need to be pulled away from the palm a little bit with a fingernail as the
shaft of the weapon is being inserted, and then a similar fingernail adjustment
of the thumb is needed to finish off the operation.
This is something that effects all three of the Guard
figures, as is their terrible elbow joint. Neither of these figures can bend at
the elbow with any degree of ease, as there is a moving armor segment that seems
to be directly over the elbow joint. Bending the elbow causes it to conflict
with that single armor part, which adds so much resistance that it stokes fears
of breaking the elbow at the joint. Apparently, and to not any real great
improvement, the forearm can be pulled slightly away from the rest of the arm,
and this will provide just enough of a gap that the elbow can bend a little.
But again, it doesn’t do much. There are photos online of this figure
two-handing a weapon directly in front of itself, something that requires 90-degree
elbow bends, but there has been no success in getting any of these three copies
of it to do anything even close to that. This severely limits the posing these
figures can do. In the case of the
standard retail version, this lack of arm movement and the shortness of the
staff of its weapon means that the weapon can really only be held slightly bent
in two hands, or perpendicular to the ground, with arm flat against the body,
or straight out ahead of the figure, hovering off the floor at the bottom. Out
of these limited choices, the best looking is the one that bends the plastic.
Not much of a win there.
Both of these versions of the Guard have a full plastic
skirt, not the cloth one of the four pack version, which gets in the way of leg
posing. The legs can move outward to the sides pretty well, but forward and
backward motion is impeded. The helmets are slightly different, the retail
version coming to more of a point at the face while the Amazon exclusive is a
bit rounder, but the differences are not apparent unless one is looking
closely. Nothing as radical as the helmet of the four pack version, at least.
It makes you wonder if these Guards are not all “just” guards, the way the
Imperial Guards were, but rather if they are different characters underneath,
differentiated by their helmets and weapons because they have different
specialties or combat styles. Part of the fun of waiting for the next Star Wars
movie is that this kind of guessing is allowed: we don’t know yet, so they
could be anything. They could also be simply background decorations. Who can
say?
The other version of the Guard, the Amazon exclusive one,
comes with two weapons: a long bladed pike and a rather interesting sword which
looks to be made up of three individual metallic rods, or like a
cat-o-nine-tails all stiffened out and bundled together. And only three tails,
but details. The sheer length of the pike allows the Guard to wield it with two
hands better than the regular version, and the figure does look kinda good just
standing there with the butt of the staff resting on the ground. This figure
has more of a medieval knight styled helmet, and it is probably the best of the
three. It is similar enough to the mass retail helmet that, at least on quick
glance, the two look the same. It is nice having some difference between them,
as otherwise, there really is no discernible difference between exclusive and
regular.
But the Amazon Guard has the best accessories. Not only
because there are two accessories, but because they are of higher quality. The
sword does have an unusual design, and it makes one wonder if there is some
in-movie reason for this that has just, until now, been hidden from the public.
It is also generally thought-provoking, as one wonders why a three-part blade
would be needed, or what its advantages would be. The piece is not a sword in a
blade sense, as it does not at all look like the kind of slashing or cutting
instrument; rather it looks like a bludgeoning or piercing tool, like a collection
of lead pipes brought together to a point that may then be sharpened. The pike,
or heavy blade as the package calls it, looks cool as well, having a lot of
detailing on the weapon. The hilt is molded and there are ridged on the shaft;
it’s not just a plastic stick with a blade at the top. In fairness, the regular
Guard has a molded weapon as well, with a nice long blade at the top. These are
definitely some top-tier sword kiosk at the mall collectors’ pieces here.
So, which one(s) to add to a collection. Frankly, army
building or having multiple troopers is not something that the Coffin shies
away from, provided there is difference enough to warrant rebuying. With the
Praetorian Guards, there is not enough difference to really make these two feel
necessary. At least between these two and the Elite Guard version, there are
more than what amounts to be different weapons, and so that Guard feels
different enough from these two to warrant the other. But here, they are just
too similar. There is a bitterness felt by owning both, when in truth, the
Amazon exclusive Guard is the better of the two, and the one that would be
recommended if you we really looking for a Praetorian Guard to add to your line up,
but only wanted one. Honestly, it is the two accessories that push that one
over the top. By itself, the mass retail version is fine, but next to the
Amazon exclusive, it just seems dull. It may be a case of, having obtained the
Amazon one first, and thus experiencing the best version of the figure before
the standard one, the well was poisoned, but the Amazon Guard is better than
the four pack Guard as well, so this must not be a simple case of sequential
preference. These two are the same figure, minor details notwithstanding, but
the accessories of the Amazon version offer more. It may be the case that the
standard Guard is too much like the
Amazon one, thus making it feel redundant. In truth, the standard Guard was
purchased at a comic shop, having been the first and only example of it found
in the wild, and so it cost a few dollars more than it would have at a big box
retailer, and that may be adding to a
general feeling of blah concerning the figure. There is also the fact that this
is a new design, from a yet-unseen movie, and it is clearly trying to evoke the
Imperial Guard that has been known for like 35 years at this point, but is
different enough that it presents a total unknown. The Brand doesn’t let this
stop anything though, as the Praetorian Guard is popping up on all manner of
marketing things for The Last Jedi. In
two weeks, we will know more about the characters that these figures represent,
and who knows what the reaction will be coming home from the theater and seeing
all three of them standing on a shelf. Could be pretty positive.
What the real cause is is uncertain. What is certain is the
idea that the two figures make each other seem unnecessary, and the Amazon one
does more to overcome that sense of unnecessity more than the standard retail
variant does. But in general, the lack of arm bending is a real, serious flaw
in this figure. The other things, like the too tiny hands, happen with figures,
so it is only a matter of time before one encounters bad hands. But the elbows
are just unacceptable on this guy. The more exposure to this figure is had, the
less and less tolerable the elbows are. Some investigations online have yielded
some possibilities to fix the issue, but so far, none of them have worked.
Regardless, if only one of these Praetorian Guards fits in
your collection, make it the Amazon exclusive version.
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