Ha ha! The great Star Wars tradition of making figures of
characters who got less than three seconds of screen time strikes again, this
time in the form of the ever so briefly depicted Stormtroopers deployed to the
muddy surface of Mimban in this springs’ spin off movie, Solo. Even my loving wife couldn’t play along and pretend that she
noticed this guy in the movie: when I showed it to her, all she could ask was
“who?”
She, and you too, can be forgiven for not immediately
recognizing this slightly modified OT Stormtrooper, whose only distinctions
come in the form of a cape and a slightly different helmet. Why, you probably
missed them as they walked by in the background, half out of focus, because Han
was talking the Beckett in the foreground. You probably have to take my word
for it that this guy was actually even in the movie. But, would I lie to you?
Of course not.
The Mimban Stormtrooper is a Walmart exclusive, and is
probably most noteworthy for coming in a different Black Series packaging: I’ve already thrown mine away, but the
insert is a brown or copper-ish color instead of the usual red. The figure
itself is another use of the OT Stormtrooper, this time painted with what is
supposed to be mud, along with a soft cape and a blaster that resembles those of
the Shoretrooper from the Rogue One series,
and again, a modified helmet. The helmet has a more pronounced forehead, that
has some real tiny molding on it that implies the larger forehead is some kind
of moveable piece, like a blast shield, that would cover the eyes. The piece
does not move on the figure, was not moved in the movie, and this appears to be
nothing more than speculation on my part. To further that speculation, it would
make sense if this unit were like a paratrooper or jet pack having one, and
then the large forehead could have been like a crash pad or some type of shock
absorber, but that doesn’t appear to be the case either. It would have been
nice if the piece moved, as that may shed more light on its purpose, but it is
hard to imagine Hasbro sculpting that detailed of a piece for a literal
background character. These troopers don’t even do anything of note in the
movie. I’d honestly thought this figure was going to have the regular
Stormtrooper helmet, as this thicker part would have been deemed cost
ineffective to even bother making a new head. Frankly, the alteration to this
head is barely visible unless you’re staring directly at it and know it’s
supposed to be different than what you’re used to.
The cape is nice, but it’s little more than a few scraps of
wrinkled fabric. There is some paint on it to indicate mud, but one has to
question the rationale behind wearing a cape on a planet that is essentially
mud, as Mimban is depicted in Solo.
Such an accessory could be used to indicate status in-universe, as Solo does depict another Imperial
military unit, the standard grunt, who like young Han, basically gets a chest
protector and open faced helmet with a gas mask. The Stormtroopers appear as
something higher in the pecking order than these basics, and perhaps the cape
is intended to further signify the separation between troops. I don’t know,
just flinging an idea around here. Being fabric, the cape is not poseable or
anything, and just hangs over the one shoulder like a cape. The blaster we’d
gotten before, but it is always cool to get a newish weapon: the Star Wars Battlefront games introduced
us to a whole armory of blasters, but The
Black Series keeps giving us the same old four of them.
Past figures with weathered paint jobs have usually gotten
some praise here, but the Mimban Trooper fails to impress. This time around, we
get OT armor with some splotches of brown, thicker on the legs, splatter on the
torso, and then completely painted shoes. It’s, at best, uneven, and at worst,
just crummy. Lazy, I think is what I really want to say. It just feels lazy.
The base figure is just the OT Stormtrooper, nothing more or less.
I have to wonder what the real benefits of putting a high
amount of effort in to a throw away trooper like this, but then, this a store
exclusive. For better or for worse, that means that once the initial allotments
are sold out, hunting for this figure becomes a matter of scouring the
secondary market, where this $20 retail figure is already hitting prices in the
$30s. No indication that people are paying that, as a convergence of factors
means that this figure will probably not be in very much demand. Solo was not the most popular of films,
even though I personally think it is unfairly maligned, and even if it were, these
troopers literally stand in the
background of fewer than four scenes, making exposure an issue. The paint
is generally weak and the cape and new helmet don’t generate much hype. Even
for me, a dedicated Imperial troop collector, this figure is bland and
unmemorable. The lazy paint apps make it seem like a perfectly good
Stormtrooper was wasted to make this. If someone was customizing Stormtroopers
into these Mimban ones, then this may be a workable effort, but as an actual
figure, it’s hard not to feel disappointed. And to make it an exclusive?
Granted it’s not the first exclusive that lands with more of a thud than any positive feelings, but that thud is always a downer. I was lucky enough to have
someone find this in the wild and pick one up for me, so I didn’t exert any
effort or pay over retail to get it. If I had, I would be remorseful. As it
stands, I’m just in possession of a Mimban Stormtrooper.
This is a totally easy pass of a figure. It’s only real
value comes from its being a store exclusive, and that’s only worth whatever
it’s worth to you personally. Again, I don’t have regrets because someone found
it for me and sold it to me at cost, but there’s no way I’d be ok with paying
more than the retail price for this, or just finding it at a store instead of
having to make any more of an effort than that to obtain one.
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