Sunday, June 24, 2018

Warbotron WB01-B Heavy Noisey





An absolute runaway winner for worst third party figure name, Heavy Noisey is the Warbotron version of Brawl, and is a stunning looking version at that. It’s just, man, that name is so bad.

Heavy Noisey is the slightest of the Warbotron team, establishing early on that it would perpetuate the trend of Brawl being the worst served Combaticon. The Fall of Cybertron line did it; Combiner Wars did it. Now, the third parties are doing it.


The figure looks good but plain in robot mode, hitting all of the Brawl marks in a very G1ish fashion, but just coming across bland and plain on the whole. Super faithful to the original animation model, unlike the previously examined Air Burst, Heavy Noisey isn’t a figure that’s just hitting certain marks for the character, but is totally nailing the look of the character. The color is right, the body is right, the behind the back cannon is right.  The head sculpt is totally right. The tank mode is totally awesome.

Heavy Noisey does have some issues though, although in fairness right from the start, this set of figures was the first third party set I had any QC issues with in the time I’ve been a third party collector, so there are some things that I got a bit more critical of as I progressed through the set as a whole. The only major issue came with Fierce Attack, which we’ll get to eventually, but that one did make me a bit more sensitive to things with the other figures. The only thing QC related on Heavy Noisey was that the forearms were so tight that, once the figure was put into tank mode, it was really, really difficult to return the arms to robot mode. The forearms slide up over the elbows, as happens on so many transforming robot toys as to make counting impossible. But because the forearms were screwed together so tightly, there was not enough space for them to slide back down and expose the elbows. The first time I tried transforming Heavy Noisey back to robot mode, I thought I’d broken the figure somehow. Loosening some screws solved the problem, but then causes the forearms to be a little floppy, like they aren’t as sturdily attached to the figure any longer. There’s no visible separation in the plastic, or anything to indicate that the pieces are now too loose, but there is a degree of play in the parts now that was not present initially.

That one was easily enough fixed, but there are some problems with Heavy Noisey’s design that are not so easily dispelled. The legs are mostly hollow, as they convert for tank mode in that oh-so-familiar way, and they do have a little difficulty supporting the figure. Which is real odd, since the figure is light and slight, so it’s not an issue of poor weight distribution or balance. No, the problem comes from the ankles, which are plates that rotate on the lower leg with feet attached to hinges that don’t flex enough, causing the figure to be unable to stand in any wide stance. Plus, the foot/ankle is just a part that’s attached to the larger leg, so the bottom of the foot is flat while the toe can be rotated or positioned differently, causing a conflict between the two parts that leads to issues with balance.

This aside, Heavy Noisey is real narrow at the shoulders. The arms are mounted on outward moving hinges, and there is no shoulder to really speak of, and that make the figure look smaller than it should for the character and fact that the guy turns into a tank. Heavy Noisey is wider at the knees than at the shoulders. Visually, much of the bulk of the figure comes from the tank turret backpack, which can be removed, and the tank barrel converted into a pretty substantial blaster. But the turret hangs too low in robot mode, and the overall look really feels like they designed three quarters of a toy and then stuck a turret on the back.  The turret is real big, and makes Heavy Noisey take a kind of Gammera appearance if viewed straight on from the front at about chest level. But without the turret attached, the view from the rear is really weak. Truly, the toy does not look good without this turret backpack. At all. Heavy Noisey also carries a pair of blasters that plug into holes on the turret, and these blasters do look like the weapon the G1 figure had, which is kind of nice.
 
Honestly, just kind of glancing over at Heavy Noisey while writing this, the issues with the figure are all in the upper body and arms. That’s really it. The figure does a neat thing to cover the gaps in the back of the legs, as a panel folds down to cover the opening left by the thighs folding out for transformation. Such a simple thing, but something more toys should do.

Tank mode is the ol’ familiar basically M-1 Abrams tank mode, and it is a real looker here. All of the normal statements to try and describe the alt mode apply here: realistic, well detailed, accurate in a general sense to both toy, character, and real-world vehicle. The turret simply plugs onto the top of the tank body and voila! The turret can rotate 360 degrees, and the barrel does have some limited up and down movement. But here is something almost incredible: Heavy Noisey’s tank mode has NO WHEELS. The treads are molded real nicely, but there are no wheels in them to allow the tank to roll. Maybe that’s just something that we take for granted so much that not including it is some kind of mind boggling thing. It doesn’t subtract from the figure, or the alt mode, it’s just kind of surprising that a thing so basic and standard isn’t present.   

So, it wouldn’t be accurate to say that Heavy Noisey is a bad figure, but Heavy Noisey does absolutely suffer from some design choices. The lack of shoulders really blows it for this figure as a standalone toy. In the context of the rest of the Warbotron team, like in a line up or group shot, it’s perfectly fine. It can’t be stressed enough, if this figure simply had shoulders, it would be exponentially better. But, it is apparently Brawl who is cursed to always be the Combaticon who doesn’t work out as well as he should, an almost unbelievable thing considering nothing about the design is overly complicated. Heavy Noisey is going to end up being the weakest member of this set, but is not a hopeless figure. He probably has the best aesthetic, but just misses the mark in places that it really shouldn’t.

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